Such is Life

Per a recent WAFC broadcast email

According to a 2006 study of Ultimate players:
• More than 85% of Ultimate players miss games due to injury
• 50% of Ultimate players experience recurring injuries

The published results can now be found in the esteemed Wisconsin Medical Journal (PDF).

According to a 2007 slog poll:
• More than 85% of Sludge players miss the first points of games due to Eastern Time Clock-itis [ETC].
• 50% of Sludge players experience recurring ETC