Friday, August 29, 2014

Breaking: Indy AlleyCats are Not Cats

After the shocking news about Hello Kitty, the Indianapolis AlleyCats revealed they, too, are not cats. This announcement by the AUDL team has confused Indy fans who have enjoyed the teams's feline puns ("claw our way to the Championships") and the past whisker promotion.

From the Indianapolis statement: "AlleyCats are not cats. They are a friend. But they are not cats. They are never depicted on all fours."

Experts encourage fans of the Indy AlleyCats to seek support through social media channels to express themselves.

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