Sponsor Change for Winless Boston Whitecaps

After losing both games during the 2015 MLU opening weekend, Boston Whitecaps has received notification that their title sponsor has been reassigned. Until further notice, Coca-Cola (the original title sponsor) will be replaced with Coke Zero, a carbonated Coca-Cola drink product with 0 sugar and 0 calories.

At (0-2), this is the worst start in Boston's franchise history. Their only other 2-game losing streak happened in Weeks 9 and 10 of the 2014 MLU season.

MLU Eastern Conference standings after week 1

Jerseys with the updated sponsorship logo are expected to be available at the Whitecaps' upcoming game on Saturday. Players were said to be thirsty for their first win of the season. Coaching staff predicts this unexpected uniform change won't last very long.

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