There are lots of distractions in between the spring & fall seasons, but your Sludge contract [...agreement contains the entire understanding between the parties, cannot be changed or terminated, and shall be construed in accordance with the coleslaws of DC, VA, & MD...) stipulates avoiding risky activities, including:
- Paintball...friendly fire?
- Running on Bridges...frogger
- Golfing near Water...one eye v. one arm
- Competitive Eating Contests...jaw arthritis
Thank You,
Management.