Showing posts with label spring09. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spring09. Show all posts

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Do Over: Spring Season 2009

Wayback Machine Week 1: No game (0-0)

Week 2: Win 15-11 (1-0)

Week 3: DNP (1-0)

Week 4: DNP (1-0)

Week 5: DNP (1-0)

Week 6: Win 15-10 (2-0)

Week 7: Win 15-4 (3-0)

Week 8: Win 15-10 + Win 15-5 (5-0)

Week 9: Win 17-15 + Loss 13-15 (6-1)

Week 10: Win 15-8 (7-1)

Tourney: Loss 10-13 + Loss 15-16 + Loss 6-15 (7-4)

Sunday, May 31, 2009

The Owen Three Family

zeroooMattHew gives the very lowdown:
Sludge started the tournament very strongly, going up 3-0 on the Killa Bz. Unfortunately, it was not a sign of things to come. Da Beez came back to tie the game at 3-3 & continued rolling to an 8-5 halftime lead. With the game capped at 13, Sludge narrowed the gap to 12-10. But drops and throwaways, which plagued us throughout, kept us from getting any closer.
Loss 10-13.

In the second game, again Sludge came out strong, taking an easy 5-1 lead on JHACmmer. But once again, unforced errors opened the door for the opponents, which capitalized on our mistakes and took the half 8-6. Brown came out fired up in the second half, and sprinted to a 13-11 lead. Unfortunately, at that point we started running out of gas, allowing the J'Hammers to eventually tie the game at 15-15. On universe point, Sludge tried to rally, but the momentum was simply too strong, as the JHAammers took the point.
Loss 15-16.

In the third game, O'phace, who had dismantled both of our o'pponents in easy fashion, broke out the beers & their heckle game. They took the first half 8-3 & c'O'asted.
Loss 6-15.

:Highlights:
>Nigel's two layouts against the Beez
>David's skying grab in a crowd against the Hammers
>The sweet Honey Hammer (Mike to CLo) to break our scoring drought against O'.
>The best comic relief of the day had to be the Bucci Butt Block against Rod in game three.

All on Sludge agreed that it was a fun day despite our sub-par performance -- though I think that secretly everyone also agreed that it's much more fun when we win!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Tourney Time

When: Saturday, May 30th @ Montgomery Hills; Field #1

Three games at: 10am, 12:00pm & 2pm (Games to 15 if you can)

Raindate (guess): Sunday, May 31st

Playoff Date (in case of advancement): Sunday, June 7th

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Jon & Kate [sic]

joke.marriageRun & Cut presumably this weekend PLUS hopefully next.

:Tournament:
Week 1: Saturday, May 30 @ TBD
Week 2: Saturday/Sunday June 6/7 @ TBD

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Week 10: Ream-deeming

goAfter a week to recover from its first loss (game) in 2009, Sludge had plenty to sort out. First was the field layout within the long, green grassed landscape; second, was orientation of receiving the disc to start the game.

On this beautiful day to play disc golf, Sludge was properly queued up and spun out the first 7 points like a large print job where its multiple parts were connecting, supplying the right amount of precision, & finishing neatly warm.

By the time NICH arrived, brown masterfully stapled the first half with dominating Zone D & c-O-llating short, medium and long throws to respective cuts. Nigel caught some, Andrew threw some, Russ caught his own score (ho-hum...Sludge's 2nd of the season).

Hi Vo threw a dreaded PAPER JAM which changed the toner of the game, so Sludge's 1st half performance did not copy well to the 2nd half.
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Sludge had to duplex their efforts with David's clutch clench, Christy's papercuts, paperthin fastballs by Meg, while MJ flu around. Win 15-8.

:Game Notes:
> Thanks, Fan Base (...And' 1!)
> Mi Rancho was muis impressio'd w/ el victorino, they comp'd our chips + salsa!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Week 9: Toe-tally Proud

udollGame 1 - In Toe-tality

Just enough bodies appeared to begin stomping down the wet, tall grass in time for our 2nd game. Unsure of exactly how long that would take, a pre-game decision was made to elongate to 17 points - a choice which speaks to both teams’ quality control pledge.

Sludge had the early step, up 3-1. A turn of brown’s fortunes were afoot due to ReRun’s deep lumberjack huck that became gallingly unstoppable. Down 7-8 at halftime.

Sludge’s dewed feet finally caught up at 10-10, then finally overtook the broadcast at 12-11.

Suffice it toe say, Sludge were on their heels most of the game as victims of lazy throws in the slight wind and a no-can-D their tall guy. Offense patiently sputtered in ‘Run’s Re-lentless zone to an arching 14-11 lead, only to fall bunion 14-15. It’s not like these extra points will have any affect in our next game.

At 16-15, MicHael’s fascia-nating layout D helped Sludge finally put their foot down.

Win 17-15.

:Game Notes:
Joe
McBENEDICT went over to the enemy who only had 3 guys to go with their 5 women (which is the reason we rented out Marcy ("awesome" in the immortal words of our own awesome Amy).

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After a long tough game, Nigel and Andrew left for familial obligations while Christy's family left her to play on Mother's Day weekend. This left Sludge already losing (8 7 to their 15); 1 on the injured-reserve "I could play a few points if the field was flatter" captain + 5 males + 2 females.

The “SLavage Seven” was in an enviable position to be playing more utly on a gorgeous day. A thirst certainly quenched in the first game. Brown’s ineluctable situation was having the 12:15pm-Saturday-pickup energy level tested against the sprightly blue-uniformed new arrivals.

Hang on to your floppy hat. Slip on the knee braces. The next 28 points are super sunny and gonna make you weak in the knees...
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Game 2: SLavage
[Contributor: CH checking in from the sideline.]
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Jokes started flying about not playing & how quickly Sludge would be squished by the younger (by a considerable margin) & plentiful (15-17 ppl) SnaxPax. This is the same team who snacked on us in the quarterfinal round almost 2 years ago back on the same Lake Fairfax fields.

Mom always sez: If you don’t stop cyring, I am going to give you something to cry about!

Starting in this vein, the sidelined captain wisely chose to place MattHew, CHris, David, Amy, Christy, Joe and MicHael as the starting seven. As if brown was swarmed by a group of newly blue-belted ninjas, this group got beat down 0-2, 1-3, 2-6.

At which point the non-playing captain called a time out and must have said something inspirational (yet to this day, no one remembers what he said, there, but in sludge archives, the sludge world will long remember what really happened!) for then the little Sludge pellets inside each team member grew ten times that day!

Mom always sez: Don’t make me come in there!

Before the next cloud passed, the score closed to 6-4 and then 6-6 so the young'uns called a captain-jedi’d T.O. & righted their legs to a 6-8 halftime lead.

Receiving the pull with the wind to start the second half, the wind, it was a changin' bcs Sludge swept with a 4-point MOMentum swing to achieve the win of who-could-get-to-double-digits-first. Win (lead) 10-8!

Mom always sez:I am doing this for your own good.

Sludge utilized a mix of person defense & a streamlined offense strategy - one person cutting bcs others were too fumed. During this run, MattHew "I'm-sorry-I-made-a-less-than-perfect-throw" managed to intercept an errant crossing pass in the end zone for a Callahan. Also during this run, David "How do my hamstrings look? -cuz they feel tight" had a great at-the-cone D to prevent a score. CHris creatively bashed a disc out of the air and played hurt the rest of the game. Bucci continually made long cuts. Christy consistently played a crucial role near the end zone and Joe made some wise passes.

Did I mention that CHris, MattHew, Joe, David, MicHael, Amy and Christy played every single point of this second game?


Mom always sez: I don’t care who started it; it’s up to you to stop it!

At any rate, after 24 points the young'uns finally tied it at 12-12. The spirit was still willing, but the flesh was weakening as El Floppy Hat Captain reminded "You seven are doing an incredible job against their 16 players who are a whole lot younger (he probably shouldn't have thrown that part in) than you and you are hanging in there and causing them to argue with one another and change their lineups and plan a special O team and D line......" didn't work quite as well as the last 3 times he announced it!

Mom always sez: This hurts me far more than it hurts you!
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Now going deep into the second game at 12-12, water and sports drinks were being pooled together and shared in true WWI fashion. I will spare you the last couple points, but SLavage was able to eek out 1 more point, but wasn’t able to Klingon. Loss 13-15.

From this reporter's vantage point (constantly shifting up and down the soggy sidelines hoping someone would invite him in as a part-time substitute) it was a proud day for Sludge. While others may be calling for the old BandROWagoN to be retired, it seems that the SLUDGE will not go gently into that good night.

As the captain was heard to say as he left the playing fields, I am confident all moms would be unconditionally proud of Sludge.

Mom always sez: Always wear clean underwear; you never know when you will be in an accident incredibly long, well-matched Frisbee games.

Monday, May 04, 2009

Week 8: Place, Showup, Wins

Game 1
Sludge entered the gates at the Polo Fields on its high horse undefeated in the spring season. Oddlyenough, oddsmaker were less-than awed at the oddities of this matchup. Here's what brown had to work with:
1 - savage men (David - tweaked hamstring, NICH - fatigue, Joe - hadn't played in 3 weeks, MattHew - strained eyelash, MicHael - carpal tunnel).
2 - the young colts (opponent) had the loins to stomp.

Sludge went off with no horsing around. Their cohesive play was founded by person-D creating turnovers and then marely transitioning smoothly from D-to-O.

Up 4 strides at half!

Around the turn toward 15, big brown's up-field movement began losing out on an aggravating loose zone. 13-10. A timeout was smartly taken to corral and take some livestock. Like a past champion, this lean big brown closed the game out outpacing Pgalore for the whinny -- 15-10 (3:2).

Game 2mt.julep
As wonderful as the first game was, this game lacked any stress tests -- fact that has nothing to do with the extra players Sludge gained. The missing piece to this second game was giddyup. Brown kept the pace from the first game while ShamWow-N-stRoll trotted.

Aided by Nigel, Andrew & Russ, the first half was easily downed like a minted julep; 8-3. Gulp!

MJ, Bucci & Meg easily reined their women during 4:3 play with a gallant gallop to a 2nd win of the day -- 15-5 (3:1).

:Game Notes:
CHarlie was the second cutest fan after Charlotte Rose arrived.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Week 7: Flu-like Symptoms

pigeeFor those in attendance on Saturday, beware of possible exposure to Game-FLU-By.

Game-FLU-By (“flu”) is a condition of a regularly scheduled ultimate frisbee game. The flu causes high levels of points for sludge and quick disposal of a low-scoring opponent. Flu outbreaks typically circulate among the first games of each spring & fall season; less common are flu infections during the post-season.

What are the symptoms of Game-FLU-By in Sludge?
The symptoms of flu are expected to be similar to the symptoms of a regular ultimate frisbee game and include eagerness, slight increase in heart rate & dehydration. Zone-turned-person D creating frequent turnovers exacerbates symptoms. Vaccines for human seasonal flu would not provide protection from this weekend's B2Swill strain.

On Saturday, readings were 0-1, 4-2, 8-2, 9-3, 14-4, finally ending 15-4. Some people with flu also have reported runny nose, sun exposure & wishing games went up to 21 points.

Can people catch Game-FLU-By from eating pork?
Uhhhhhhm...No. Flu viruses are not transmitted by food or eating pork products.

What medications are available to treat Game-FLU-By infections in Sludge?
At this time, recommendations are the safe employment of an afternoon nap, responsible hydration of either filtered water &/or cold beer; and then possibly another nap.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Week 6: Cold Pizza

copUndefeated in March and so far in April, Sludge was famished in the playing time department.

Brown received the first serving and scored the first crusty point of the game. The flowy Medium (5-10 yard), Large (11-20 yard) & XLarge (20+ yards) dishes carried out the offense well. Helping to turn up the heat were Nigel, Andrew & MattHew as Jen & Bucci sliced.

At halftime, Sludge was up 1 topping.

Filled up with breadstix, Sludge D-livered in the second half with Russ & MJ in the cup and Christy & NICH cooking up a calzone. The zone and slight wind fed Sludge's brick O-ven cooking up HuckNor's turnovers. CHEFBOYARDEE! Who is responsible for the catering around here - why no zone ingredient in the first half??

In 30 minutes more or less, Sludge served up a good-enough-to-eat victory! Win 15-10.

:Game Notes:
> Bucci demo'd her quality brown fashionability; Brian, not so much.
> Liz's elbow was x-rayed. Dx = badly bruised; Rx = sling + meds.
> Did David unofficially retire?

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Week 5: DNP

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(DNP = did not play)

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Week 4: DNP

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

Week 3: DNP

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(DNP = did not play)

Monday, March 23, 2009

Week 2: Not Too Crumby

A ceremonious parade lavished Sludge’s first game of the spring season. Sludge Generation II publicly honored hazed Charlie who gave them an earful (just not as much as you may have remembear'd).

Ceremonies continued to begin the game – the dreaded Down 0-2 Ritual. At which point, sideliners hoped for more points than pre-game SL-Haikus (3). On-field Sludge break'd the notsofast start to even the game at two-slot.tst

Turning up the browning method to a respectable MEDIUM, Sludge took a shirt-changing lead @ 5-3. The unstaled toasty brown relied heavily on person D against the untoasted.

Up 8-6, Sludge continued browning well on the flip side. The sideline trap offense worked the disc up until midfield where a timely breakforce cut &/or swing kept the flow. Like in a toaster oven, keeping the disc in middle of the rack [field] is optimal & some burning on the sides can occur if positioned off-center.

okSludge demonstrated Wonder-ful patience and an offense resembling slathered peanut butter on an out-of-the toaster piece of bread. O-Dee-licious! Up 11-8 lead.

A last turn of the dial at 14-11 supplied a game-winning play from Brian-to-Chris-to-MicHael.
Win (15-11).

:Games Notes:
+ Charlie had ZERO throwaways + NO turnovers
+ 'MISSion acComplisHed' became a rallying cheer

Friday, March 20, 2009

Take a Haik,U

Is there any better way to get psyched up for the first game of the season than a 5S-inspired, true-to-form Haiku?

fristreeThree Haikus in Honor of Our First Game
by C.Lo

Smiling Sludge in Brown
Limbs glad to follow the pull
Chris H. is so fast

Sludge is kind to kids
And so they teach kids kindness
And so I love sludge

Montgomery Hills
Some say it is just too far
Have you tried the slide?
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Spring 2009 Sched

Spring 2009
Week# - Date @ Location & Time [updated 05/28/09]
-->Find fields

Week 1: BYE

Week 2: March 21: 10am @ Montgomery Hills Field #2

Week 3: March 28: 10am @ Sligo Lower Field #1

Week 4: April 4: BYE

Week 5: April 11: 10am @ Anacostia Field #3

Week 6: April 18: 2pm @ Anacostia Field #4

Week 7: April 25: 10am @ Montgomery Hills Field #1

Week 8*: May 2: 10am + 12pm @ Polo Fields #1b
* = 2 games

Week 9*: May 9: 10am + 12pm @ Lk Fairfax Field #2
* = 2 games

Week 10: May 16: 12pm @ Montgomery Hills Field #1

:Tournament:
Week 1: May 30 @ Montgomery Hills
Week 2: June 6 7 @ TBD

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Rolling News

bnewsAs reported last week, Mister CrankypaHnts severely sprained his ankle* playing basketball. Ankle & Foot Specialists advised no running & jumping sports for 6-8 weeks which means missing most of this season.

Per Russ: counsel is being consulted on whether this off-hours hoops game may have been a violation of CH's contract with Sludge.

*According to the Ultimate Injuries Study, ankle sprains are one of the most common injuries in Ultimate. According to the Ultimate Smiles Study, happiness is one of the most common side effects of Ultimate.

Friday, March 06, 2009

Spring Fwd

spwdA few things to keep in mind about Daylight Saving Time:

1 - "Saving" - singular, not plural

2 - You're saving utility energy, tho losing bodily alertness due to a lack of that glorious 2am-3am Sunday nite sleepytime range.

3 - Attempt this leap forward activity on a clock first, then apply it your legs in preparation for the spring season.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Weekend Plans

Officially "Clique League will start the weekend of March 14th and play on Saturdays into early June."

If only 3 more Saturdays before the start of the spring season doesn't prompt you to attend winter pickup, then consider these:

  • You have not yet lost the glove for your throwing hand
  • Your [add: body part] is mostly healed
  • Serves as an excuse to layout

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Interrobang?!

whut“Change is inevitable -
except from a vending machine.”


Here's my recent To-Do list...
+Buy a V-day gift. Done.

+Buy a makeup V-day gift after the original present wasn’t as loved as I had envisioned. Done.

+Do quality control on the SLupgrade. Done.

+Buy sunblock.

+Stre$$ about the econOMGy.

+Stem PB cravings every time the yummy goodness is mentioned in the news lately.

+Support WAMU's Member Drive (*not* WaMu)

+Email CHarlie saying Yea or Nay for the spring 2009 season.

+Send someone in Califronia a house-warming gift. Not needed bcs Rob thinks he can "unsubscribe" instead of performing the arduous task of clicking once on <DELETE>?! Yep, that's the button that looks similar to giving the not-so-good ‘You’re #1’ hand signal “delete”.

Once brown, always brown, unless you don’t have an email address /OR/ get kicked off the team /OR/ have a cool nickname /OR/ are taller than a tree /OR/ get engaged. Do keep in touch, Rob.]
--> BTW, this could Sludge's final season.