Week 2: Not Too Crumby

A ceremonious parade lavished Sludge’s first game of the spring season. Sludge Generation II publicly honored hazed Charlie who gave them an earful (just not as much as you may have remembear'd).

Ceremonies continued to begin the game – the dreaded Down 0-2 Ritual. At which point, sideliners hoped for more points than pre-game SL-Haikus (3). On-field Sludge break'd the notsofast start to even the game at two-slot.

Turning up the browning method to a respectable MEDIUM, Sludge took a shirt-changing lead @ 5-3. The unstaled toasty brown relied heavily on person D against the untoasted.

Up 8-6, Sludge continued browning well on the flip side. The sideline trap offense worked the disc up until midfield where a timely breakforce cut &/or swing kept the flow. Like in a toaster oven, keeping the disc in middle of the rack [field] is optimal & some burning on the sides can occur if positioned off-center.

Sludge demonstrated Wonder-ful patience and an offense resembling slathered peanut butter on an out-of-the toaster piece of bread. O-Dee-licious! Up 11-8 lead.

A last turn of the dial at 14-11 supplied a game-winning play from Brian-to-Chris-to-MicHael.
Win (15-11).

:Games Notes:
+ Charlie had ZERO throwaways + NO turnovers
+ 'MISSion acComplisHed' became a rallying cheer