Rod v Rob

Being from the (one of the) Lands of Lincoln & knowing the guy who recently moved to Cali, I drew up the following comparison:

Rod
A jerk
Dissed the state of Illinois
Impeached
Left covered in scandal
Sez the darndest things
Has great hair
Loves dodgeball & tap dancing
Vows to return to politics

Rob
Eats Jerky
e-slapped Sludge nation
Unsubscribed
Left robed in a brown hoodie
Has the darndest throws
Was great when here
Enjoys poker & MAC classes
Vows to return to the home of politics