Take a Haik,U

Is there any better way to get psyched up for the first game of the season than a 5S-inspired, true-to-form Haiku?

Three Haikus in Honor of Our First Game
by C.Lo

Smiling Sludge in Brown
Limbs glad to follow the pull
Chris H. is so fast

Sludge is kind to kids
And so they teach kids kindness
And so I love sludge

Montgomery Hills
Some say it is just too far
Have you tried the slide?
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