Thursday, April 30, 2009

Photo Caption Contest

phogIt's been too long since the very first, entertaining Photo Caption Contest; PhoCapCon returns amid epidemic pandemic.

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Real Sporty Fitness

mjModern man Joe was drying his newly washed windows (what else are newspapers good for?) when he spotted the following:

Fashion & Style >>>Fitness: Ultimate Frisbee Takes Off
[NYT 04.29.09]
Ultimate Frisbee has gone from a pastime for ultimate hippies to a real sport for modern women.

WHEN first played Ultimate Frisbee, 11 years ago, it was with the ultimate hippies...realized that Ultimate, as players today call it, could be a real sport.

Most players she knows don’t subscribe to the old-school “Burning Man” aesthetic anymore — skirts, colorful costumes, funky clothes. Instead, they’re Patagonia(1a/b)-sponsored athletes, wearing sweat-wicking uniforms, who do plyometrics and strength training. And they’re well equipped with a repertory of throws that include flicks, hammers, scoobers and high-release backhands.

In the last 10 years, Ultimate Frisbee has become one of the world’s fastest-growing(2) sports. It is played in more than 42 countries.

Though the game was invented in Maplewood, N.J.(3), in 1968, modern Ultimate has its epicenters in California and the Pacific Northwest. Its continued expansion is
helped by the fact that all you need is a plastic disc & a field.

I love to run with purpose, meaning I hate the track, but I like to chase things,” Ms. Batchelder said. “I love the fact that when you’re playing, you make hundreds and thousands of little decisions — where the disc is, where your body is — but they happen without thinking.”

It may be a non-contact sport according to its rules, but Ultimate is hardly free of injuries. The quick cutting and sprinting have made anterior cruciate ligament tears among women players especially common.(4)

SLOG source-citing: (1a/1b) -- (2) -- (3) -- (4)

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Wiicked

Not quite the Olympic inclusion, Disc golf will be included on EASports Tiger Woods PGA Tour Golf 2010 -- use the new Wii remote to wiing it!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Robey Tuesdays

ReadOBRob successfully left his Riverside County (California) abode!

At 7:58am, he was seen travelling NNE @ 1 mph. Outpacing his Green Sub, his first destination was in sight - the end of the driveway where he would pickup a delivered newspaper. For the return to indoors where coffee was still brewing, he casually turtled to a 0.45 mph pace as he combined a reading-while-sauntering approach.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Week 7: Flu-like Symptoms

pigeeFor those in attendance on Saturday, beware of possible exposure to Game-FLU-By.

Game-FLU-By (“flu”) is a condition of a regularly scheduled ultimate frisbee game. The flu causes high levels of points for sludge and quick disposal of a low-scoring opponent. Flu outbreaks typically circulate among the first games of each spring & fall season; less common are flu infections during the post-season.

What are the symptoms of Game-FLU-By in Sludge?
The symptoms of flu are expected to be similar to the symptoms of a regular ultimate frisbee game and include eagerness, slight increase in heart rate & dehydration. Zone-turned-person D creating frequent turnovers exacerbates symptoms. Vaccines for human seasonal flu would not provide protection from this weekend's B2Swill strain.

On Saturday, readings were 0-1, 4-2, 8-2, 9-3, 14-4, finally ending 15-4. Some people with flu also have reported runny nose, sun exposure & wishing games went up to 21 points.

Can people catch Game-FLU-By from eating pork?
Uhhhhhhm...No. Flu viruses are not transmitted by food or eating pork products.

What medications are available to treat Game-FLU-By infections in Sludge?
At this time, recommendations are the safe employment of an afternoon nap, responsible hydration of either filtered water &/or cold beer; and then possibly another nap.

Dood, Where's my CalendAR?

dude
Sludge began a new technological dawdle utilizing the free, easy scheduling online app - Doodle. Check your email for the current Dood polling big brown movement's attendance of next Saturday's doubleheader.