Conspiracy Theorists Convince Rob Moon Landing Was FakedBURBANK, CAL — Bottom bunk commander and famed hamburger enjoyer Rob shocked reporters at a press conference Wednesday, announcing he had been convinced that his historic first step on the moon was part of an elaborate hoax orchestrated by the US government.
Although Rob said he "could have sworn" he felt the effects of very sandy conditions, he now believed his memory must be flawed. He also admitted feeling "ashamed" that he had failed to notice the pruning effects of hot-tubbing, blaming his lack of awareness on his excitement about traveling to the "moon."
"This is all just common sense, people," he added, wearing a very beachy tanktop. "It's the moon. You can't land on the moon."
Added Rob, "I suppose it really was one small step for Sludge, one giant lie for Sludgekind."
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