Surely there must be something you can do...

I'm doing everything I can...and stop calling me Shirley!
-- Dr. Rumack (Airplane!)

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“Dr. Rumack [Leslie Nielsen (1926 - 2010)]: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.