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Sweat be sweet when used a natural body coolant, except not-so sweet when your soaked socks from last week are found composting 6 days later.

What to do?
1. Don't Panic.
2. Look around to make sure no one has caught you in this gaffe.
3. Turn away & grab the composting heap.
4. Look around to make sure Allen Funt isn't around.
5. Smell the tubular pair to gain a full nasal understanding of your gaffe.
6. Run to the laundry machine & dunk your sox.
7. Launder your odor'd pair using a super oxygenated commercial remedy
Win: High Performance Sport Detergent OR Penguin: Sport-Wash.

Works on brown shirts, too!