Friday, August 08, 2008

Let the Games Beijing

After a successful time trial back in July, Sludge seeks to increase participation for the upcoming olympiatic-ish games in August.

Tentatively Scheduled Pentathlon Games
:Aquatics:
Volleyball: One rule only -- deep enders make the rules.
Gymnastics: Like the pommel horse, push yourself outta the pool.
10-yard dash: Chase the volleyball, typically follows the pool pommel horse.
Basketball: Little room for error; could be mistaken for "Shotput."
WAIT-lifting: How long can your sensitive skin handle the lovely chlorine waters before being shamed into helping BBQ some hot dogs & vege burgers?

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