WASHINGTON, DC — In a move designed to make Ultimate Frisbee seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," officials changed the sport's name to the Ültimate Tuesday. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, Ültimate is not to be messed with," said an offical press release.
All logo designs incorporating Ülimate text will feature the newly linguistic'd name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. An official anthem is also in the works by composer Glenn Danzig, tentatively titled "Howl Of The Sockeye." [Inspiration]
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