In clear violation of HIPAA, Sludge's team doctor revealed:Kelly has a broken right finger on her left right hand which may require some outpatient surgery next week. The injury occured from a valiant layout during last week's Tourney.
Swift Recovery, Kelly!
Swift Recovery, Kelly!
Humor is the Best Medicine:
A young person went to their doctor complaining of pain.
Where are you hurting? asked the doctor.
You have to help me I hurt all over said the person.
What do you mean all over? asked the doctor. Be a little more specific.
The ailing person touched their right knee with their index finger and yelled OWWW! that hurts.
Then they touched their left cheek and again yelled OUCH! That hurts too.
Then they touched their right earlobe; Ouch even THAT hurts they cried.
The doctor checked them thoughtfully for a moment and told the person the diagnosis -- you have a broken finger.
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