Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Eau de Sludge

As reported in multiple sources:
BERWICK, Pa. (AP) - Fans of Jen's alma mater Penn State can smell like the school for just $60. The Fragrance developer says it has made a perfume and a cologne inspired by PSU's blue & white colors and its campus vegetation.

Further, a fume per Sludge is in the works which will smell of OBX sand, Potomac chlorine and Anacostia Park patchouli. The cologne smells of yellow cake and crack chips. El Cap says the 3.4-ounce bottles of fragrance should appeal to Sludge's vast fanbase.

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