A ceremonious parade lavished
Sludge’s first game of the spring season.
Sludge Generation II publicly
honored hazed
Charlie who gave them an earful
(just not as much as you may have remembear'd).
Ceremonies continued to begin the game – the dreaded
Down 0-2 Ritual. At which point, sideliners hoped for more points than
pre-game SL-Haikus (3). On-field
Sludge break'd the
notsofast start to even the game at two-slot.

Turning up the browning method to a respectable MEDIUM,
Sludge took a shirt-changing lead @ 5-3. The unstaled toasty
brown relied heavily on
person D against the untoasted.
Up 8-6,
Sludge continued browning well on the flip side. The sideline trap offense worked the disc up until midfield where a timely breakforce cut &/or swing kept the flow. Like in a toaster oven, keeping the disc in middle of the rack [field] is optimal & some burning on the sides can occur if positioned off-center.
Sludge demonstrated
Wonder-ful patience and an offense resembling slathered peanut butter on an out-of-the toaster piece of bread.
O-Dee-licious! Up 11-8 lead.
A last turn of the dial at 14-11 supplied a game-winning play from Brian-to-Chris-to-MicHael.
Win (15-11).
:Games Notes:
+
Charlie had ZERO throwaways + NO turnovers
+ '
MISSion ac
Complis
Hed' became a rallying cheer