Know No Game

The new location of our first game had some interesting posted no-no's.
Above are the regulation images (A-E).
Below are their "translations" (1-5).

Game: Try to match the translation with their associated graphic above. Post your answers in comments.

1. NO handling if your fingernails are falling off.

2. PROHIBITED: Hydration using a SIGG bottle & olive garnish.

3. Cones must be taller than the height of a playing card balancing on dice.

4. NO questioning a non-continuous out-of-bounds line.

5. NO staring at the extra large Frisbee.