Sunday, May 09, 2010

Crashing News

bnewsSludge doctors reported a patient, who has recently been a wealth of traffic knowledge, entering the trauma center @ GWU Hospital on Saturday early evening. The cause was a collision initiated by a negligent driver in an automobile swerving toward a parking spot on Pennsylvania Avenue near Capitol Hill. The car crashed into Russ as he bicycled to Saturday's game.

We await word on the bicycle's condition. Meanwhile, in Russ' words: I survived, but I may never throw another perfect cross-field hammer into the wind again. In fact, I am quite intact (alive) and did not break anything, except my shoulder seems really messed up, so I may miss a couple of games.

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