Wednesday, May 26, 2010

WhaT iF: Vodka Eyeballing

wifExploring the next (possible) bustle for Sludge.

Name: Vodka Eyeballing

Basics: Pouring the alcoholic liquor "vodka" directly into your eye ball to induce supposed faster drunkenness - compared to old fashioned drinking - because it passes easily through the mucous membrane and enters the bloodstream directly through veins at the back of the eye.

Co-Ed [Y/N]? Yes.

Family-friendly [Y/N]? No!

Outdoors [Y/N]? Could be.

Local [Y/N]? OK.

Cost [$-$$$$]: $$

Time Commitment: You don't really have any time for this...at all. Never make time for this.

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