Wednesday, August 26, 2015

"Goose" is a Goose

Via Five Ultimate's Trusted New Source....

...Goose moved to lay out for a hammer, but flew just a bit too close to his defender. In the tumble to the turf, Helton's human mask was knocked clean off.

No word yet on whether the AUDL will move to disallow birds from the league. At the time of writing, the league's rules about enormous animals playing as humans are still unclear.


Well, this rumor news makes this play more logical from "Jonathan" Goose Helton:

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