Overheard at the Red-Eye Combine

Madison Radicals is one of the new AUDL teams this season in the Western Midwest Conference. Due to limited indoor space and weather constraints in Wisconsin, the Radicals are hosting a red-eye combine on Saturday, January 19th from 11pm to Sunday, January 20, 5am.

Registration details here ($25), including "unlimited Monster Energy provided + Radicals disc."

In honor of this unique late-night tryout, here is a Top Ten List of what you will Overhear at the Madison Radicals' Red-Eye Combine...

10) You snooze, you lose.

9) An Ultimate disc makes for an okay pillow, but a horrible blanket.

8) No-way, no-how anyone's gonna be late to this Ultimate game.

7) I stayed up all night for a pro Ultimate team tryout & all I got was this disc.

6) OMG! Wherever did you get those Hodags pajamas?

5) Go big, or go home AND SLEEP!

4) Layouts make for a choice opportunity for a mini nap.

3) Throw to me! I'm awake.

2) Stalling one, stalling two, stalling zzzzzzzzz

and...

1) Not a PULL-an-all-night-ER!!!

Your turn! What else do you predict will be overheard during this midnight tryout?